About and disclaimer

Ultralolette is parody and commentary. It is satire. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Ultraviolette Automotive Pvt. Ltd.

Product names such as Ultraviolette, F77, X47 and X-47 Venom are used only to refer to the real products. This site contains no company logos, product photos, renders, videos or brand fonts. Any bike drawings are original line art.

The incidents in the Case File are anonymised owner reports collected from an owners' group between August and October 2026. Each report is individually unverified. Text is paraphrased, apart from a few short, unattributed verbatim quotes, and names, phone numbers and plate numbers are removed.

All counts and tallies on this site are approximate. They reflect the reports collected, not an audited record.

Jokes are written as jokes and never formatted as reports. Each one is based on a real report. They are not statements of fact.

Corrections

If something here is wrong, or you want a report removed or changed, send a correction through the corrections form. Corrections are welcome.

Contact

For corrections, takedown requests or press, email ultralolette@proton.me.