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What they said, what it meant

Phrases from support replies and public statements, each paired with what happened next.

We will look into it(paraphrased)
The meeting is over.
2026-10-17 · owners' meet, as summed up by an owner
“a unique issue”
An issue other owners in the room also had.
2026-10-17 · owners' meet
“random and isolated to subset of VINs”
There will be no recall or advisory.
2026-10-17 · owners' meet (reported 23 Oct)
“mandatory update”
Your bike is being updated whether you agreed or not.
2026-10-05 · service centre
“the system is automatically generating that amount”
Nobody here can explain your bill.
2026-08-20 · service centre
“Moisture is normal”
Water in your headlight is a feature.
2026-10-17 · company, at the owners' meet
R&D never encountered this during testing(paraphrased)
You are the testing.
2026-10-17 · service centre staff, per the owners' meet summary
“Please stay tuned”
There is no upgrade path from your bike to the new one.
2026-10-23 · customer support email
“restart it”
Bring it in for a software reset; nobody knows the root cause.
2026-09-07 · service centre
“a common issue with this bike”
Known, and not being fixed.
2026-08-19 · service centre
“it's correct”
The chain rubbing the slider is how it is meant to be.
2026-08-24 · service centre
“that’s UVs policy”
Your tyre, your problem.
2026-10-14 · service centre
“faulty adhesive used by vendor”
The display let water in, and it is someone else's fault. (Water-damaged displays to be replaced, even after warranty.)
2026-10-17 · company, at the F77 owners' meet
“they monitor each and everything”
We can see your bike's faults remotely. Fixing them is another matter.
2026-10-20 · after-sales call
“it’s upto them on how much time they will take”
No return date.
2026-10-21 · service centre
“why ur overtaking the bus”
The cut-out at 90-100 km/h was your fault for overtaking.
2026-09-14 · service centre
“continues to be sold”
The model has been removed from the website.
2026-10-28 · company email
“We are currently assessing the feasibility”
The F77 onboard-charger retrofit is not coming soon.
2026-10-24 · company email
“it's not their issue”
Poor rivets from the factory; buy new plates yourself.
2026-10-01 · service centre, as reported by an owner
“This is a known issue”
AUX drain from ABS and TC is known; the fix ships on the new model.
2026-10-29 · service analysis, as reported by an owner